A Little Dap For the Gators

But I tell you what does make me excited.
The fact that I won (ok - tied, but whatever) Awful Announcing's Bowl Pool. I got me a "Free Harold Reynolds" shirt and a chance to write a post at awfulannouncing.blogspot.com -- a site that gets (and I'm ballparking here) 120,000 times more hits than I do.
Now is the time to for the world to experience my singular, bourbon-fueled genius.
Shit -- what will I say? Can I talk about buttsex? Is it okay to swear?
I was called the Sybill of sports fans the other day by a friend for my seemingly random choices of teams to follow. Is that worth expanding on? Probably only if I can reference anal sex and use profanity.
In closing -- Thanks, Gators for beating the shit out of The Ohio State University so I don't have to hear more shit about them. And also so I get to win something.
Chomp, Chomp.
Labels: butt sex, Florda Gators, profanity
3 Comments:
My Daughter believes firmly in that saying about Lemonade, and so do I. I won't be going to the movies this week, but surely next week!
This evening is Dining and Dancing, with my ladt friend I told my Friend that if I save money on Dinner, by us going to a cheaper restaurant, (and I DON'T mean McDonalds) would she buy me a Hamster Wheel for my New Female Hamster and she said yes!!! I'm now back up to four Hamsters, and you know in about a month or two, that I will be breading them again.
I will be posting interesting information about the stars! Talk to you soon and have a lovely weekendd! Sorry, I was hardly on my Computer yesterday!
Your pal Martin Kopp
I live on the West Coast of Florida, facing the Intercoastal Waterway and can watch the boats going by, yet I wish I had a second home in North Carolina, for I absolutely love the Mountains! Since I can't the next best thing is to be able to visit!
As I imagine many people do, my LADY FRIEND loves YANKEE CANDLE and loves their mild French Vanilla Scent. We also have a Yankee Candle Store in the Mall. Like I mentioned, she enjoys shopping at Thrift Stores . Her most precious acquisition shares her bed! It's a Stuffed Tiger bigger than She is. Shepurchased him for $19.95. He's in perfect condition!!!
I decided to stay home this afternoon and work on my Speech for Toastmasters for Monday evening.
Your pal Martin Kopp
I love the blog that you have. I was wondering if you would link my blog to yours and in return I would do the same for your blog. If you want to, my site name is American Legends and the URL is:
http://www.americanlegends.blogspot.com
If you want to do this just go to my blog and in one of the comments just write your blog name and the URL and I will add it to my site.
Thanks,
Mark
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