The Bears, Really?

So over at the NFL site, there is a little questionnaire that helps you figure out whom to root for in the playoffs.
I got the Bears.
What a bunch of shit.
I can't cheer for the Bears. Period. End of story.
At least it didn't tell me to root for the Patriots, because as hot as he is, Tom Brady is dead to me for knocking out the Titans.
As much as it pains me, I'm gonna stick with the Seahawks, because Captain Caveman is the balls