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7.11.2006

RFK Make-Over?

So I awake to news that the Nationals' new owner is going to make some changes to that old piece of shit, RFK stadium. These changes include, but are presumably not limited to:
"...planting flowers and improving the landscaping outside the stadium, steam-cleaning the concourses, adding banners outside the ballpark and staging races between innings around the perimeter of the field by costume characters resembling former U.S. presidents...(Biff's note: Run you stupid fucking president, run!)"
I'm speechless really at the absurdity of it all.
This to improve the flagging attendance numbers? How's about putting a team on the field that doesn't suck, Kasten?
Lipstick on a pig, friends and neighbors. That's what this amounts to.

(Biff's Note #2: Pigs wearing lipstick racing around the field? I would absolutely pay to see that.)

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3 Comments:

At 3:15 PM, Blogger Monday Morning Punter said...

You obviously don't appreciate the value of a steam-cleaned concourse...

 
At 5:29 PM, Blogger WeJamEcono said...

When I stopped into Ben's Chili Bowl, I ended up in a discussion with a younger Ben and the nationals approached him with a deal while they clean up the current stadium (perhaps figuring the kickbacks on the new one will kick it into the 2020's). But then the fancy white lawyer from Chantilly waltzed in and wanted to rub Ben the wrong way - no happy ended for the Chili Bowl. So he walked.

 
At 6:45 PM, Anonymous bigtdog said...

Run you stupid mildly attractive fucking Pig! Run!

 

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