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7.17.2006

What The Hell Is Wrong With The Strahan Family?

So it started out with his estranged wife claiming Strahan is possibly gay. Now we hear that Michael Strahan filmed his then-fiancée’s sister while she undressed. Then he paid her (the fiancée, not her sister) $30,000 to make it go away. I presume the cash bought her silence. Mind you, this is before they even got married. He says she spent exorbitant sums of money. She says he cheated on her and beat her. I'm telling you, when all is said and done, these two deserve each other. If I'm Strahan, I just pay her the cash to make all this shit go away. Unbelievable.

Thank God I'm single.

On a completely unrelated note, I went to see Drive By Truckers on Saturday and half the crowd looked like Adam Morrison - fuzzy porn stache, floppy hair in need of a good shampoo. (Biff's Note: There is absolutely nothing wrong with floppy hair in need of a shampoo.) Mostly covered with John Deere hats. Urban hipster irony is alive and well in Washington, DC. And I want to kick their asses.

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2 Comments:

At 3:01 PM, Blogger Monday Morning Punter said...

I would hope they try to reconcile, if only to see them both detonate on Dr. Phil.

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger WeJamEcono said...

Mission of Burma was probably the better show Saturday.

 

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